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Wednesday, November 14, 2007


Tonight I stole my mom's new reading glasses off her when she was on the phone with kousin Layla's mom. Hehe. They are brand new. She just got them this afternoon. I was sitting on her lap when I noticed the glasses on her shirt where people her age put them when they are not reading so they'll be out of the way but still handy. I grabbed them quick, jumped off her lap, and ran up the steps to the kitchen. By the time she excused herself from the conversation, put the phone down, got out of the recliner, and over to the steps, I was waiting for her on the top step with the glasses in my mouth and my tail wagging. I looked so cute that she could not yell at me. Instead, she reached for her little camera that is always supposed to be nearby but wasn't, and I took off. So she missed a great photo op. She found me in the sun room by the patio door. She then took this rather mundane photo of me with her glasses. If you look closely, you can see the one earpiece on the right. By now I figured that she was frustrated enough, so I gave her the glasses back without a fight, since I also earlier took both her socks off her. (I know when to back off.) Layla, on the other end of the phone, thought this was all pretty funny.

See what happens when you are grounded for so long and get bored. Luckily, I didn't chew her glasses so she wasn't real mad. I think I'll be able to go to Penn State's game this weekend. Thanksgiving is coming and I don't want to be in trouble then. Soon after that Santa will be showing up, so I have to behave myself for that. YIKES!! Then ski season. Oh boy.

I'M SORRY!!!!!


Amber-Mae said...

Oh, that's sooo cute Koobie! I wouldn't dare do that coz my mommy would be very angry. I hope you didn't break the lens or anything. I'm sure you didn't. Who's that cute doggy? He/She's got nice fur...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Gus said...

Koobuss!! That is a Teka Trick! Except she tends to chew the lenses and make forever scratchies. Muzzer gets very mad, so be very gentle. Remember...He's makin a list and checkin it twice!!

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Hey're still grounded?? Honey, I hate to tell ya, but the way to get back into ur mom's good graces is NOT by stealin' her glasses. I, myself, have NEVER stolen a pair of glasses. But the checkbook last week I snitched off the kitchen table was DEEELIISH. I swallowed a large chunk of the paper part(so now daddy can't read what mumsie spent...she gave me rawhide for that!) and exercised my fangs on the plastic part. Yep...then I hid it under the sofa.
So Michigan State at 3:30 Saturday? There's probably gonna be a very small poker pawty here Friday nite...with ur car gone, I'm wondering if Patience's whippets might be able to run us up there??? Lacie's not here and who knows where Seymour is...I'll get back to you, my Sweet!!!

Wiry love, Scruffy
We haven't heard from Asta Marie or the Dewster, how're they doin????

Harry said...

Good girl for not chewing them! Pa's glasses still bear the teeth marks of dear Oscar!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Mojo said...

Nice one, Koobuss. Extra marks for the second running off phase, too.

I like to remove Mum's glasses off her face - just slip a lower canine under the arm and flip. Hey presto, blind as a bat mummy. Of course, I pretend I want to give her a kiss them slime the lenses up all the time!



Joe Stains said...

Tanner LOVES glasses. He chewed up a couple pair of my Grams's reading glasses! It is definitely the time of year where we have to be good or the fat man will give us coal instead of treats and toys!

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

Oh, that sounds like what I used to do in the home where I lived before here. I used to grab the remote control from my first mother and go hide it, while she went searching. sometimes, we would race each other to the remote, I would let her win when she threw a treat my way, just to get there before I did..... Oh memories! Here where I live with my mother and sisters, the remote is not within my grasp. But, it is getting close to the fat man holiday. Better halfway mind your manners, or you may not get anything! (I know it is very hard for me to remember that!!)

Dewey Dewster said...


Dewey Dewster here..
Good girl getting those glasses from your Mom. Shoulda run faster, though. I ripped a piece of the material off the livingroom sofa today trying to get a ball out from under it. Gram was really mad about that. Seems like those balls keep getting away from me and I can't stand for them to stay hidden. Gotta get em, no matter what! Are ya still grounded? I can't seem to find Lacie anywhere. Ya wanna tango?

Hugs and kisses,
Dewey Dewster

Asta Marie said...


Mothers have such trying days anymore.It is not nice to take glasses from hoomans that really need them. It is a good thing you did not damage them as I would not be likely to spend any more of my millions to bail you out of trouble again. I would, however, spend a good deal to get Dewey out of here for another week. It's worth a lot of $$$$$ if you help me out here. Naw, never mind, you would only want to eat it anyway.

Try to be good for a few days,
Asta Marie

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Gosh yu shud be careful, takin their soks off! If yu went too close to my Daddy's yu'd parss owt an be owt ov it fer a month. Phew!

Wat did hers tayste like?


Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie
The socks? The glasses? Looks like someone has been very busy!
Sure your mom is not able to be mad at you adorable friend!
Have a good night

Asta said...

That is not a mundane pictoowe, you awe so vewy cute, no wonder youw Mom couldn't be mad, but i'm glad you didn't chew them up, cause I think that would have been the end of ski season fow suwe
smoochie kisses

Noah the Airedale said...

Blimey, lucky you didn't chew those glasses Koobie, that could have been a disaster. Bet your mums glad too.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah, Willow, Tess and Lucy

Patience-please said...

Koobus! We will happily swing by and get you. I am the designated driver because I have to take my Therapy Dog Test while you all are watching the game. Then I'll swing back up to bring you home.
There is a picture of the whippet wagon on our blog, and if it looks comfy enough for you, just pop a comment under it and you'll be traveling whippet speed!

Sam I Am and the whippet waggle (but Shhhhhh do NOT tell Maria, she is Luciano's mom and is the Fun Police)

Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Hi there Koobuss, sorry I been quiet, there are just sooooo many bloggies nowadays, it takes time to get round 'em all.

i loved your story about your Mum's glasses, my mum can never find hers, it drives us all mad.

have a good weekend,

love and licks, your absent friend, Marvin xxxxx

Jackson said...

Hehehe, Koobie! It's good to keep the humans on their toes once in a while, isn't it! J x

Pacco de Mongrel said...

i wish i could c d pic of u wearing d glasses

Peanut said...

oh good job on the glasses. great job on not chewing them up and getting in more trouble.

Stanley said...


No need for the photo. I can totally imagine you looking all cute and impish with your mama's glasses in your mouth. It must have been a very cute sight for her to stay so calm. (I bet you get away with lots of stuff).

Being cute has its advantages.

Goober love,

William Tell said...

I'm glad you gave the glasses back unscathed. My friend Rocky (a Labrador) ate his Dad's dentures once. They didn't know where the dentures went for a little while, then...oh well, they can laugh about it now, but at the time it wasn't funny!

William Tell

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