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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

In Honor of Turkeys Everywhere

Hello My Dear Friends,

I'd like to introduce you to my friend Tom. He’s stuffed. For the next couple of days he and others like him will be the center of attention. In his honor I wrote these three limericks. I’d really like to write a more complex form of poetry, but what do you expect for a turkey? Let me rephrase that. I mean, in honor of a turkey. (My name is Koobuss, not Shakespeare.)

Number One

We knew a turkey named Henery
Who soon became a memory
When Thanksgiving was on
Henery was gone
Not to he found this century.

Number Two

We once had a turkey named Tish
Who turned out to be quite a dish
When at the table
She was able
To prove that she wasn’t a fish.

And, finally, an after dinner poem:

Here I sit alone
Without even a bone
It’s not fair
That I wasn’t there
Now all I do is moan


PEE ESS Our snow is all gone already and the grass has returned, as you can see. To my friends who want me to mail them some snow, unfortunately, I cannot do that at the present time. There is none available now. You will have to get on a waiting list. I’m sure that we will have more snow in the future and I will be able to fill your orders then. Sorry for the inconvenience.


Peanut said...

Those were great. We loved them. I can wait for snow. Put me on the list.

Gus said...

Kooby your limericks are so fine
The way they rhyme is just divine
Turkeys should be honored too
That's such a nice thing you did do.

not much of a limerick writer

Snowball said...

Hi Kooby,

Happy Thanksgiving. Hope you have a great time and lots of turkey.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie.
If turkeys could read they would feel great about your limericks!
Happy Thanksgiving!

Asta said...

That was weally nice of you to think about the tuwkeys and wite such tewwiewific limawicks about them(we don't know how at all)

I'd like to be on the snow mailing list's amazing how fast it disappeawed.
Have a wondewful Thanksgiving little Koobie!!!give youw Mom and gwampa akiss fow us
smoochie kisses

Joe Stains said...

Those were GREAT limericks. I cannot wait to get my mouth around some awesome turkey tomorrow.

As for your snow, here today, gone tomorrow, eh?

Amber-Mae said...

OMdoG, that limerick you did was pawsome! It made me giggle...Oh, where did the snow disappeared to? Does snow come on & off? I didn't it's like that coz I thought when tit snows, it means it will snow till the winter season is over. When the snow comes back, mail me some snow ok? I will wait.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Noah the Airedale said...

We hope you have a great day
May some turkey come your way
It really is yummy
When it's in your tummy
Happy Thanksgiving from us Hooray!!!!

Hugs and tail wags
Noah, Willow, Tess & Lucy

Ms. Creek said...

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your momma, Koobster! We still have our snow, I can't believe yours is gone! I love that cute springy snowman on your porch.

Hope you get some turkey.

Ms. Creek

btw, you are obviously NOT Shakespeare! lol

Dewey Dewster said...


Tonight we had a such great time,
With turkey and stuffing and wine,
Mom had a big hissie fit,
Cause I just wouldn't sit,
While she got the urge to fine dine.

Turkey Day is really just great.
Loving all of the stuff that we ate.
If you sit under the table,
And the hoomans are able,
You can fill up your very own plate.

The fine process is something to see
I just lay there and say, "Hey, it’s ME!"
So throw me a snack,
Or I'm coming back,
To haunt you indefinitely.

So Koobie, when you want a bone
Get up on your very own throne
Say "It’s Koobuss up here”
“A bone shows that you care”
“And please then leave us alone.”

PeeEss Of course, you would not want to eat a turkey bone cause my Mom says it's not good for you.


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Those are great limericks Koobie. :) Hope you had a pawsome thanksgiving

~ Girl girl

The Army of Four said...

Ha woooo! Great poems, Koobie! And even better pictures!

Jackson said...

Hey Koobie, love the limericks. The last one was my favourite. I didn't know you were such a poet! J x

Agatha and Archie said...

Koobie we are behind on reading..We cant bekive you got snow!! We are STILL waiting!! You are such a poet!!!!Hope you got lots of turkey..Love A+A(is the car in the garage??)


hi Koobie,

i want to get on the mailing list for some snow never snows in Houston. i had a stuffed turkey last year but i tore all the stuffing out of him a long time ago. this year i got to eat some REAL TURKEY and it was Yummy!!

Me and the Mommy really liked your limericks.

Mona & the Mommy

Harry said...

I hope you enjoyed Thanksgiving more than the turkeys. What a pity the snow has all gone already!

Toodle pip,
Harry x


Thanks so much for all of ther thoughts & prayers. The boys are all doingf well in their new homes & I still have my Mona with me. I am much better and have gone back to work.

God Bless....the Mommy

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

You certainly are quite an accomplished poet....
But turkeys are dumb, don't you know it.

Who else would sit there

Next to you in the chair

without knowing that they will soon be din-aire

Balboa & Mommy said...

WOW, you are so talented, my favorite is the last one, that made me laugh!!!!

Frenchie Snorts

Persephone & Buster said...

Koobus for Poet-Laureate!

You've got our vote!


Persephone & Buster

Pacco de Mongrel said...

happy thanksgiving to u...

Stanley said...

Happy Thanksgiving, dear Koobie Girl! You are one fine limericker (is that what it's called?)

I love that photo of you smooshing your face up to the door. Why is noone running to let you in?

Goober love,

Dilly said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hey Koob!

I tryd to post befor but Dilly waz hoggin the keybord!

That snow.... waz it yello? HEHEHEHEHE!

There wunce waz a kind dog calld Koob,
Hooz terkey waz in a bad mood.
Said Koob, "Come inside,
an I'll help yu hide!"
An the terkey smiled not to be food!


Lenny said...

We love the limericks, Koobuss! #2 is my favorite.

Your friend, Lenny

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Koobie is quite the dog.
We love to come to her blog.

She is so funny
And always quite punny,

That we are truly agog.


Pee Ess Do not send snow. We will have our own and it breaks nail.

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