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Monday, November 12, 2007

Grounded Again

Hi Everybody,

Here I am, grounded again. When I got home today my family was really mad at me. I told them that I was going with some friends to visit my sick Kousin Asta in New York, which is what we did! I didn't know that Asta was feeling better, or that Dewey had a bladder infection and needed a lot of fire hydrants, or that the car was going to flip over when Lacie bumped the steering wheel and land upside down on the fire hydrant, or that I was going to get in trouble with the police for all my traffic violations, and get arrested, and Asta would bail us out and have all our records sponged off, and that we would go shopping all day and buy lots of stuff and that Scruffy would give me the wrong directions and we'd go to Lantic City instead of home, and Asta Marie would win millions of dollars and pay all the bills including my traffic fines and parking tickets and we'd meet Axel in Philadelphia for the Penn State game and then we'd all fly to Disney World in Orlando, Florida for Suki's pawty, then fly back home and Asta Marie would pay for everything, and we'd be gone for a week instead of just overnight like I said. You gotta believe me!! I didn't know any of that would happen!

My kar is in storage now because it's a convertible and winter is coming. Besides, mom's really mad.

I don't think I'll be going anywhere for a while.

cry, cry


Dewey Dewster said...


Wow, what a bummer...being grounded again...but just think of all the great fun we had on our big adventure. Why, I got that fire hydrant back from the body shop and it is in my crate right now. I'm keepin it safe and usin it every chance I get. Lots of good smells on that one!!!!

Your traveling buddy, Dewey

Asta said...

Deaw KousinKoobuss
I don't think it's faiw that you'we gwounded!
None of this was youw can't help caws flipping ovew, it just happens..and my Mommi says you wewe a pawfect house guest, and you paid all the cwedit cawd stuff back aftew Asta Mawie won in Lantic city and anyway we hawdly wewe in jail at all, and we only bought a few Kousinthings in Manhattan..thewe's still plenty left fow evewybody else, so I don't see what the pwoblem is?
We have to figoowe out how to make youw Mom see the light.
I'm off to England to nuwse my Jackson,and also his fwiend Pickles, but you can call me on my little owange phone
smoochie kisses
youw Kousin
pee ess give Dewey and AstaMawie my love!

Asta Marie said...


Gee, more roaming, huh? Want me to see if I can hire Stanley of Gooberstan to represent you? Maybe he can get your Mom to spring you. Ya think a cool million would help? I got a few of those left...Ring me up if ya need me. I'll tell ya, I could live without the fire hydrant around here. It's pretty ripe......

Asta Marie

Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie
Sure you all had a great adventure! Too bad your mom doesn't see it in the same way! Sure she will forgive you soon!
Have a good night

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh dear Koobie. Dont cry.. I'm sure you'll be ungrounded soon. I totally believe that you didn't expect those things to happen

~ Girl girl

Peanut said...

Hmm trips always last longer then you think. Doesn't your mom understand that?

Ms. Creek said...

ahhh koobs...sorry for the mishap!

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Oh Koobuss...So ur mom's mad? That sentence you wrote in ur blog was ran on and on...just like us! Brilliant literary technique, Koob...impressive.

Back to ur mom....get to her via ur Grandpa. I'm tellin' ya...he's a softie.

Lacie wanted me to tell you that you could be used as a nursing assistant in England. She got Asta (ur Kousin...) to go with her as Lacie is only a first year student. If you want to go as an assistant, you could see if you enjoy nursing as a career. Besides, how can your mom say NO? It's for a good cause.

Go to our blog and link to the hyperlink at the top. We're hoping lotsa dogs visit Mona's blog for support. She's very very sad, now.

Had a wonderful time at Suki's with you Koob. I felt much better after my bikini fell off on the waterslide at Typhoon Lagoon. Was getting a rash or something.

Wiry love, Scruffy

Joe Stains said...

koob buddy your parents really are overreacting, you were like almost a perfect angel! At least you are grounded right at thanksgiving time when there will be good food around!

Stanley said...

Koobie Girl!

Bummer that you're grounded, sweetie. I believe you that you had NO IDEA that all of those things were going to happen. You just wanted to go cheer up your sick cuz in NYC.

Maybe, after she cools off a little, you can have a little talk with your mama (get your grandpa to help ~ he'll back you up). Make your sad eyes and tell your story.

Even if you have to stay grounded for awhile, you could probably use with some extra sleep. I'm wiped out just thinking about all you've been up to!

Goober love,

Agatha and Archie said...

What an outrage!! To think you would be grounded after doing those few things....Did ya see that Astas new fouind brother has a boat??Are you thinking what we are thinking??!! Carribean here we come!! Love A+A

Asta said...

Hi KousinKoobie!
I'm sowwy you'we still gwounded..can't you even see Dewey ow Scruffy??
I bet Scruffy is lonely with Lacie being away...I think you should tell youw Mom you'we needed fow a mission of mewcy to cheew him up!
smoochie kisses and chewio!

Pacco de Mongrel said...

wow!! seems like recently u had been really busydogy...

Gus said...

Dear Koobie...we are behind on blogreading, or I would have sympathized earlier. Do you need me to come and spring you. It is warm in AZrizona, and your convertible would be happy here.

Gussie and TekaToy will have a good time together.

Asta said...

I'm so sowwy you awe stuck without wheels..I'm still in England ,but Mommi pwomised to send my messages on to my fwiends..should I send a limo fow you? ow awe you still gwounded? does this mean we wont be going skiing this wintew??
smoochie kisses

Balboa & Mommy said...

I think they're just jealous becuase of all the fun you had. What meanies they are.

Frenchie Snorts

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

It issent fair, all this bein growndid bizzness. Go an do a wee in sok dror. HAHAHA. Then they'll let yu owt an yu can go play. HAHAHA!


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