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Monday, November 5, 2007


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Hey Asta,

We're here!! Look out your window!! We had a small mishap and I didn't get the car parked next to the curb stone (a violation). Dewey has been having bladder problems all day and when he saw the fire hydrant on your street, he got so excited that he jumped out of the back seat, all the way across the windshield and landed right next to the fire hydrant. Meanwhile, Lacie tried to stop him, and bumped my paw that was on the steering wheel. I slammed on the brakes and veered at the same time and the kar flipped over and landed right on top of the fire hydrant upside down! Because none of us were wearing our seat belts (another violation), we all went flying, except for Dewey who was standing by the hydrant on three legs relieving himself (another violation). All of this is in the police report. I hope I don't lose my license.

Fortunately, none of us were hurt seriously since our fur protected us in our landings. Scruffy may have a minor head injury, but it's hard to tell with Scruffy. I'm sure there is no brain damage, at least none that I could notice.

I'm sorry that we arrived so late at night and made all that noise when we got here, waking up everybody in the neighborhood. At least we got here before the rain started. We rode around the city all day before we found your building since Scruffy was holding the map upside down, again. Did you know that there are a lot of streets here that all look alike? There are also an awful lot of cars, especially yellow ones. That seems to be a big color here. (I prefer red myself). We kept passing tall buildings and bridges. We even saw a lady out in the water with a torch in one hand and a book in the other. She didn't move once.

Anyway Asta, we are so happy to be here and look forward to spending a lot of time together. We may have to move in with you since my kar is unavailable and will be for some time. At least we have our credit cards.


Asta said...

Oh My Dog!!
I heawd all the commotion..good thing the doowman was thewe to help me , you poow poow dawlings..nevew mind someone will deal with the caw..wight now the impowtant thing is to get you inside and comfy with a snack and a dwink and check out all body pawts fow damages...just look non shalant,hehe, when my Mommi opens the doow..twy not to limp..
so glad youw'we hewe.!!!

Noah the Airedale said...

You sure know how to arrive with a bang!!!!!!
We don't think you need to worry about waking anyone up, we've heard it's a city that never sleeps.
Have fun.

Noah, Willow, Tess & Lucy

Stanley said...

Hey, Koobie!

Girl, I'm glad you guys aren't seriously hurt, but please promise to have Scruffy checked by a vet!

Asta told me she heard the sirens right after she heard your crash. Hopefully her mommi and daddi didn't notice anything strange.

Enjoy your time in NYC! I'm sure Asta will make sure you all enjoy yourselves.

Extra goober hugs to all of you. You're going to be sore tomorrow!

Goober love,

Maggie & Mitch said...

Wow! We're sure glad that no one was hurt! Thank goodness you remembered to grab your purse with the credit cards! Life wouldn't be half as fun without those!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Ms. Creek said...

wow, koobs...

glad you are okay!

Asta Marie said...

My heavens help me for sure !!!

What a horrible ordeal!!! My poor baby.... I am on my way with bandages, a change of fur and homemade chicken soup. I am packing and will soon be on my way to the train station to catch the midnight train to New York. Oh, I almost forgot, I will bring cookies too!!!! I shall tell the cab driver to take me to the damaged fire hydrant with a red car on top....

Amber-Mae said...

Oh no! I hope non of you are hurt...Ouch! Beacreful next time guys. Don't wanna be busted by the cops again do ya? Hehehehe...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Jackson said...

Hey Koobie, hope you don't get in trouble! You'll probably be grounded for about a YEAR after this! Hehehehe! J x

Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie
Those are many violations! Sure I hope none of you are in trouble!
Enjoy your time with Asta
Have a nice day

Harry said...

Gosh, that was quite the arrival! How are you finding the Big Apple?

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Sir Chance-Lot said...

hahahahha..I mean thats just too funny for words...I hope you are all okay ..from the looks of it, you re all healing in the comfort of Asta's house!
But WAY to make an entrance is what I say!!!

COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

OH my.. you drive like my auntie! The girls and I certainly are glad that you all arrived in one piece! Don't worry about New Yorkers they are used to noise!

Joe Stains said...

DANG you really DO drive like my Dad!!! I am so so glad you guys made it ok, I am sure Scruffy's noodle is ok!

Gus said...

Oh boy Koobie, we are glad you are OK. But we are worried about what the moms are going to do. You can all come live here for a while if you need to. We have a lot of yard and we can take over the Big Bed!


Agatha and Archie said...

Uh oh......I smell grounding....(have heaps of fun!!tee hee) Love A+A

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Wat the???
I'm glad yu ar all ok!


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh, thank dog no doggie was hurt. But what a car ride!

~ Girl girl

Pacco de Mongrel said...

oh gosh... u were flying out from d car, n yet ur not seriously hurt...

ur a bionic man,,,

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