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Thursday, December 13, 2007


Hi Everybody,

As you can see, I am not a very happy camper right now. I have some complaints about my secretary, aka Mom. Here is the problem. Actually, there are several "problems".

1. She didn't sign me up for DWBs Christmas card exchanges, or whatever it's called. She seemed to have no clue about it.
2. She didn't send in any of my adorable photos for the DWB calendar. She didn't know about that either. Clueless again. Duh!
3. She spilled almost a full glass of a cold beverage onto the keyboard of her year-old MacBookPro 17" laptop. She wants to cry. (Now she is using a little laptop for emergencies. This is an emergency.)
4. Three times she had to take down different sets of outside Christmas decorations (front banisters, red front bench, and back deck icicle lights) and put them back up again because they either burned out or she put them up wrong. She would not have so much work to do if she didn't do everything twice!
5. She didn't take me for my walk today. I don't care that it was snowing quite hard and that there was a layer of ice under the snow.
I love snow!! It is so much fun, and when it's slippery, it's even better!!

I'll have to tell all of this to Santa. Which reminds me. We didn't write my letter to Santa yet!! YIKES!!!

Please help me!!! What is wrong with her?? As they say, "Good help is hard to find."

Koobuss Kisses,


Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Koobie...sounds like you are having a rough time of it. Go easy on your Mom...she's got a direct line to Santa and you want to make sure you get lots of great stuff, don't ya???

And hey, I'll send you a Christmas card, ok!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

Peanut said...

You poor poor thing. How could your mom not know about the calendar and cards? Sounds like she needs to pay more attention. Though we hope her computer will work even after dumping water on it. We have emailed you for your address to send you a card.

Snowball said...

Koobie, the easiest and fastest remedy to your problem is to abandon her and come stay with me!!! hee

I better run before your mum comes after me!


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh dear. I'm sure your mom didn't mean it. Will you come to Butchy & Snicker's ice skating pawty?

~ Girl girl

Harry said...

Poor mum, myabe she's just a bit frazzled at the moment. Humans can get a bit stressed around Christmas time I think.

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Maggie & Mitch said...

We sent you a card, Koobie!
Life can get pretty stressful during November and December with so much to do! Go easy on your mom, okay?

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Ms. Creek said...

koobs, give your mom aka secretary a big hug and loves.

Jackson said...

Poor Koobie, I think you need to get a new secretary! Hehehe! Email me your postal address (there's a link to my email on my blog) as I'd love to send you a card! J x

Gus said...

Dear Koobie: Please take it easy on your mom. This is a difficult time for hoomans, they seem to think they have to do it all, right now! We must show them that this is not true. Help her set priorities. First - Walkies. Then - Blogs. Then, other stuff. Teka can come and help you make walkies a priority. Let me know if you want her to go home with you for a while after the skating pawty.


Asta said...

Deew sweet Koobie
Don't be sad..wemembew how sick youw Mom was..she didn't mean to fowget, she just couldn't do it all
We all love you and Santa wont fowget you !!!
I'll see you at the skating pawty!
smoochie kisses kousinAsta

Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...


Don't be so hard on your Mom, she's trying. You are about as scruffy as me. We need to make an appointment at the beauty parlor so we can get all plucked for the holidays. Dad says I look like a sheep. He keeps singing "Who has a beard thats long and white"?

Luna Licks,


Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie
Sure your mom has been very busy with many things to do. Maybe you can get her a calendar and mark those important things on it, so she will not forget them.
Are you saying that your mom's computer got the flu with that cold beverage?? I hope it gets better soon!
Have a great weekend

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Koobie...we have ur card for you...I just need to find a really special pressie for my bestest Girl...we're workin' on it. And um...that email Lacie sent ya...we'll it's happenin' tomorrow...yep...CAN YOU PLEASE HELP US AT THE PAWTY??? Hmm...did u get our peemail? oh dear...we better call u tomorrow...big happenings around here...very big.

So much foxy love,

Joe Stains said...

woah um wow, I hope she is not asking for a Christmas bonus??

Blue said...

Hi there little curly tail!
Some times we humans screw up big time! Poor Mom - don't be too hard on her.
Send me your snail-mail addy & I'll send you a card.
Can't have a WFT feeling neglected.
I'm not part of the big DWB Exhange either - doing my own!

Pats & pets

Sassy Cat said...

Thanks for offerin to help out finding Santa, we have two more shows in which to solve this myster. If Santa isn't found by then we will probably need your help. Please be on the lookout for tryouts when we have another casting call. We are trying to get new actors into the shows that are waiting for production. Thanks for stoppin by and keep in touch.
Oh, and about your Mom, just remember that she loves ya very much.

Jan said...

Hey, Came by from Sassy's. You have a nice place here.

Hope to see you again.

Jan's Funny Farm

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Kousin Koobie,
Keeping up with all of your pals blogs is enough for anyone, let alone trying to catch each topic on the DWB site. It's hard for our Mama to keep up too. And December is always busy for the hoomans. They're always getting ready for something, pawties, shopping, etc. Too bad the drink spilled on the laptop. We bet your Mama was really mad about that one. So don't be too hard on her when you talk with Santa ok??
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers
PS We happen to know of a wiggly little girl that doesn't want to cooperate for her Mama to measure her, hehehehehehe! Payback! hehehehe!

Asta said...

Koobie dawling
uyou awe a wondew on the ice..figoowe 44s that's amazing i can't do any numbews but I'm suwe having fun getting pushed and sliding and getting caught by the cute boyz befowe i fall heheh
smoochie kisses

Asta said...

All the cute boyz at the skating pawty awe making me fowget about Petey's wejection,,I guess you can't win them all..he'll be sowwy when I give my acceptance speech at the Oscaws,heheh
smoochie kisses

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Koobie,

I'm sure you're mum means well. It's clear she weally loves you.

Thanks for the bawkday song. I missed you - my mum is back and helping me blog again!

xxx Asta down under

Agatha and Archie said...

Dearest Koobie,Don't be hard on your secretary,they get funny when things hapen to their pooters. If it makes you feel better PL2 didn't get to the cards or the pics for the calendar either( We fired her but then she said we wouldn't get any supper so we re hired her) Santa will be good to you don;t worry!! Love A+A

Ralph said...

My mom didn't know about the calender either! And her Mac's harddrive died this spring. Maybe the Mac gods can do some magic to hers though. chin up!


Persephone & Buster said...


Moms are HUMAN! What do you expect?
We terriers are such a far superior species that we just take things for granted. Be a nice icon of excellence and giver her a break...she'll catch on after enough repetition!

Sephie & Buster

happy said...

Hi Koobie, go easy on your Mom, ok? Think she can do with a break. Christmas time can be a bit hard on the nerves.

Stanley said...

Oh, Koobie Girl!

I'm sending goober smooches to you and to your mama/secretary! Sounds like you could both use a boost!

I'll send you a Christmas card. I just need to get your address. Could you peemail me with it?

Goober love,

Pee Ess
I was wonderin' why you weren't doing the DWB card exchange, but I just figured your mama was busy...

Lenny said...

Koobie, my dad would cry over the MacBook Pro...yikes! Sounds like your mom is a little distracted - hope you're taking good care of her!

Your friend, Lenny

Lacy said...

woofies Koobie!! its all da excitment of mama furgits stuffs too, but heehee she old...if u want me to send u a carwd me wood b happy too, or me can send it by peemail...

b safe,

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