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Saturday, June 27, 2009

News Update


Hello Everybody,

This is Koobuss reporting all the latest news from Koobieland for KOOB.

Our first story is quite amazing.

Yesterday my mom was in my favorite aisle (dog treats) of her favorite grocery store when she heard an incredible story from another shopper. It was a captivating tail (tale?) about a duck in a diaper. HA! HA! HA! Here’s what happened.


The woman and her daughter were leaving a restaurant where they had breakfast when they saw a duck in a diaper (hehehe) walking around the parking lot. The daughter said to her mom, “Mom, why don’t you catch it?” (Sounds like a good idea to me.) The mom, who has raised 30 ducks in her lifetime, knew exactly how to do that. She grabbed the duck by the neck and rear, picked it up and put it in her car. They decided to take it to the local SPCA. (Turns out having a diaper on a duck is a good thing.) Anyway, they drove the duck over to the SPCA and while they were there another woman walked in all in tears. She was crying saying that she just lost her duck. She made a quick stop at a store to pick up an item and her duck escaped out of her truck! She was so distraught.

Well, lo and behold, a couple of feet away from her down the counter was her long lost diapered ducky. They had a joyous reunion and lived happily ever after.

The moral of the story is: Never leave your duck alone, with or without a diaper.

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Yesterday in the late afternoon Mountain Top received an inch of rain in twenty minutes. Here is what the rain and water pouring off our front roof looked like.




Awesome! But I have to say that we really don’t need any more of this for a while, since we have had rain on 14 of the last 20 days here on the mountain.

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And our last story concerns this chipmunk who tried to invade my territory.

"Umph... This wall is so tall. I'm almost there. One more push."


"Phew! I need a rest. Oh no! Another hurdle. And what's that noise? Sounds like a fox terrier barking."

"I better high-tail it outta here!"

Hehehe...I’m pleased to announce that my ferocious barking scared him off. See him run!! He’s almost a blur. Good job, if I must say so myself.


This is Koobie reporting for KOOB, live in Koobieland. Back to you.

15 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

WOW!

What an akhtion pakhked edition from KOOB-ie news!

I'll be bakhk fur your next broadkhast!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Asta said...

Deaw Kousin Koobie
Excellent wepowtage fwom Koobieland on the Koob netwowk.
I had no idea you lived in Niagawa falls..WOW!
You bettew stay inside that is fiewce.
Gweat job of keeping youw awea cleaw of vewmin. hehehehe
hope you have lots mowe to wepowt soon
smoochie kisses
ASTa

Jan's Funny Farm said...

A duck in a diaper escaping from a truck in a parking lot. What a story!

chicamom85 said...

Excellant report today Koobie, I was on the edge of my doggy pillow.I don't quite understand the diaper on the duck but it was a very nice story that ended happily. Nice job with the chipmunk, I am always on my guard for those devilish creatures.

licks and sniffs,; Sasha

Gus said...

good job Koobie. and we loved the duckie story.

gussie d

Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie!
Lots of things happening in Koobieland!
I wish I could had seen that duck with the diaper!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Agatha and Archie said...

Well that certainly was ALOT of Koobie news!!! Now that duck in a diaper sounds intriguing......and that rain??hoo boy(we have had a lot and are predicted for the next 1000 days ....as for the chipmonk??????LET US AT HIM...Love your pals,A+A

Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey Kookie, we're so glad the duck was reunited with its mum. Poor lady must have been so upset.
Imagine if some "not nice people" had gotten hold of it.......
Now that is some pretty impressive rain you've had there. We've had lots here to over the past month and a half. We're kinda over it too.

tailwags
Noah

TwoSpecialWires said...

Now YOU deserve your terrier credentials. (We're lacking in the hunting qualities.) What great protectors. What admirable rescuers. And what brave water dogs. (Don't get washed away. That looked fierce!)

Admiringly,
Jake and Fergi

Abby said...

Hi, Koobie...

Wow...When I first saw that picture, I thought it was a waterfall...

Pretty impressive rain there on the Mountain...

You are a great reporter...Have you contacted CNN??

Abby xxxooo

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mom and Dad have driven swans in the back of a pick-up without diapers and they make quite the mess! ewwwwwwwwwww Diapers are a very smart idea!
Holey Moley! Look at that rain pouring off your roof, Koobie! We think we've had more than enough of the wet stuff for awhile too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Never leave a duck alone, with or without a diaper. I need to think about that.

Our chipmunks make Lacie beast sounds. Screech! Screech! It is annoying.

Slobbers,
Mango

Joe Stains said...

omdog what an update, but my favorite part is that kritter looks TASTY!! way better than duck!

Eric said...

Well what exciting stuffie happens in your neck of the woods, or on the mountain top! A duck in a nappy- teeheee- what a sweet story.As for the rain - looks like you have our share - phew it's hot here. Hope the sunshine for you all summer now Koobie.

Wiry loves and kissies, Eric xxxx

Moco said...

We really enjoyed your newscast.

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