It's me, Koobuss.
Let me tell you what happened to my kousin Layla. You remember her. She's my cocker spaniel kousin who comes to visit me with her family.
This is Hector. He is about three weeks old.
He just moved in with Layla and her family.
Somebody threw Hector out of a moving car and Layla's human brother, Jimmy, saw it happen and rescued him. He brought Hector home where he is being nursed back to health.
Looks like Hector's doing fine to me. In fact, I think that he took over.
The last thing she needs is a turkey in the house.