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Thursday, May 7, 2009

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Hi Everybody,

After giving this a great deal of thought, I have decided to fire my secretary. It would seem like a no-brainer decision. After all, I haven't blogged in almost two weeks! And you know that's not me. For a while I really didn't know what to do about this. It is hard to fire your mom, especially in Mother's Day week. But, she hasn't been doing her job, and this cannot continue. She will have to be replaced. So, I am posting this announcement and I will be taking applications here on my blog. This is for the position of secretary only. She's an alright mom so I will be keeping her on in that capacity.

11 comments:

TwoSpecialWires said...

Oh, dear, Koobie. It seems you've got a real problem. We wish we could help, but things aren't much better here. We'll keep our ears up and send any possibilities your way, but we may have to interview them for ourselves first.

It's almost the weekend! Do secretaries get the weekend off? On Mother's Day?

Jake and Fergi

Jans Funny Farm said...

You should get lots of applications, Koobuss. We are glad you aren't firing your mom as your mom.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Are woo willing to relokhate?

I khould share mine with woo!

Good lukhk with your search - enjoy the interwoo process!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Dexter said...

You didn't mention nap time in your job specs. Nap time is very important.

I know it must be hard to fire your secretary, but you need to do what is right for your business and you did let her keep her mommy job.

Good luck.

Slobbers,
Mango

Gus said...

Koobie...my muzzer wants to apply. Do not hire her. She is not a good secretary either. She has gone to New Orleans without me.

gussie d

Molly the Airedale said...

We would love to apply but we can't type! Imagine the fun we could have together, Koobie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

wow, how is she doing with being let go?? the dbacks fired their manager yesterday, maybe they can hang out and talk about it??

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We hope you find a good one, but something tells us that you already have the best one right there with you. Be sure to be nice to her for Mother's Day.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Asta said...

KousinKoobie
This will be vewy hawd on youw Mom-secwetawy..it's a tough job mawket out thewe, on the othew paw, you should be flooded wif appications. sounds like a vewy cooshy job wif lots of benefits to me
good luck!
Smoochie kisses
ASTA
pee ess meantime you can cheew hew up by taking hew out fow Mothew's day

Dewey Dewster said...

A Koobie....

Don't think yer gonna get anyone ta hire there....no siree....there is absolutely no incentive without any pay as a sweetner....and 100% co-pay on health insurance....RIGHT!!!!!!!

Ya just need ta give yer Mom some extra special kisses and snuggle right up ta her and look at 'er with limpid eyes.....whimper a bit and look basically miserable....bet she'll cave in fer sure.....ya will have 'er right in yer paw....just where ya want 'er.......yep....give it a try....

Dewey Dewster here....

Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie!
Good luck!
The payment does not look pretty good but the benefits are pawesome!
Happy Mother's Day!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

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