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Saturday, May 16, 2009

A Decision is Reached

Hi Friends,

As you know, I have been looking for a new secretary for the past week. There were many applicants for the job. After carefully interviewing each of them and thoroughly going over each of their references and resumes, I concluded that all of them were equally unqualified. Some of you suggested that I renegotiate with my mom and rehire her if no one better comes along. I consulted Grandpa, we brain-stormed about it and then we concluded that mom was probably the best choice after all. At least she can type and she knows how to turn the computer on. But you still have to give her treats in order to get her to work.

Well, that problem is solved. I can go back to my bully stick now.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'm glad woo will give her a sekhond chance!

Of khourse, if she doesn't work out, I khan send up my mom to help woo! I know they share a name so maybe I khan get yours to khater to woo like mine does!

PeeEssWoo: BULLYSTIKHK? I'll be there!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Koobie...don't ya hate when you can't find good help???

Guess what? I found MORE MOUSES in the garage!!! Now I don't wanna eat or anything...just stand there and wag my taileypo where I found the mice in the corner...we're 'splodin' with 'em...if there's that many surroundin' the house, think how many are in it!!!!!!!


And you sweet girl...

Your Scruffy

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Oh, it's too late to apply for the job, a decision is reached!
I guess I'll go back to my unemployment status!
Congrats to mom, please ask for more benefits like daily backrub and manicure!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

We're relieved your mom hasn't been fired. In this economy, she needs a job to keep you in treats and pay the electric bill so the computer works. We hope she will get on the ball after this close shave with unemployment.

But in the end, you need each other.

Asta said...

That was a hawd decision, but you made the wight pne! I think youw Mom-secwetawy is by faw the best..just give hew mowe tweats and she'll be inspiwed to wowk hawdew fow you. I think she needs lots of loving, she looks stawtled to be almost out of wowk.
Thank dog you had youw Gwammpa to consult wif.

love you lots
smoochie kisses

Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie!
You made the right decision!
She is the one who knows you best!
Give her kisses and hugs from us, ok?
Now, you can enjoy your bully stick!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Mango said...

Well, good luck with that. I think you had some pretty promising job applicants, but I guess mom is family so you have to give her a second chance.

I hope she likes liver.


P.S. You might have to (gasp) share your bully stick with her from time to time.

Maggie and Mitch said...

We're so relieved that your mom didn't lose her job! They're so hard to come by these days!
For a minute there we thought you'd hired your grandpa, Koobie!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Gus said...

Whew! We are glad you and Granddad consulted, and very glad you are keeping your mom as your Secretary. Now you probabely have to go get here a gift, because you missed Administrative Assistants week, right?

gussie d

Abby said...

Hi, Koobie...

I think you made the right choice...

Abby xxxooo

Agatha and Archie said...

Well we just the qualifying statistics in the post before this and we agree not the best choices....Maybe your Grandpa could do two jobs... half bully stick holder and secretary??? no can't do that...bully stick holder is WAY too important a job to have to concentrate on something else..You will just have to keep your current secretary in constant chek from now on....Love and kisses A+A

The OP Pack said...

Way to go, Koobie, everyone deserves a second chance. And maybe a third or fourth:-) Bullsticks - lucky you, we don't get to have those here.

Happy Sunday, the OP Pack

TwoSpecialWires said...

Mothers Know Best.
(And she taught you well.)

Remember, don't bite the hand that feeds you, and all those other important to remember sayings.

You'll be glad. We're guessing she's (mostly) patient with you. You try to be patient with her.

Learning from this experience,
Jake and Fergi

Lacy said...

w00fs, hmm, me thinks u made the bestest choice tooo. dang its soo hard to train new hoomans...iffin they like mama they iz slow on the learning..

b safe,

Joe Stains said...

Koobie I think you made a wise choice, your Grandpa is definitely a smart guy!!

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