Thursday, February 19, 2009
February 17 was supposed to be one of the biggest days in our history. It was originally scheduled to be the day of the Big Changeover. I am not talking about Inauguration Day, although that was a big changeover, but that changeover is over.
This new changeover is so big that they have extended it all the way to June 12! Now any changeover that changes over four months has got to be big! Life will never be the same again. The changeover will be everywhere. In our living rooms, kitchens, family rooms, bedrooms, waiting rooms, bathrooms (bathrooms?), and whatever other rooms there are. Say “Good Bye” to life as we know it, my friends, for after June 12, the entire nation, all of us everywhere inside our borders, will now have changed over. From that time forward, we will ALL be digital! WOW!!
See ya, analog!!!
Now what does all this really mean? I’m not sure. I know that I already have some of my own digits that I came with. You know, the usual standard equipment of four legs, some toes on each, and a cute little tail with a white tip. So, I guess that I’m already digital. As for my family, they are analog. Even though they have some of their own digits, my mom and grandpa aren’t really digital. They are too old. Digital is a new thing. And besides, they are not nearly as cute as me, so they can’t be digital. They have to be analog. Everybody who is analog has between now and June 12 to become digital.
So, how do you become digital? First you will have to get a converter box. They sell converter boxes in stores. If you are lucky, you have a $40.00 coupon from the government to help you pay for your new converter box. Once you have your converter box, you have to go on a diet so that you look more like a digit and less like a log. Then when you connect your converter box, all the snow will go away and it will be warm. Probably because by then it’s June and the big change over will be over.
So there you have it. That’s what’s going to happen.
Love and Koobuss Kisses
Pee ess Are you digital or analog? Will you be part of the big changover???