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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Halloween


The weirdest thing happened. A strange spirit silently enveloped the land with a chilling cold that permeated everything. You could feel it all over. It was as if you were everywhere at the same time. How could you be in so many places at once? Where am I? Who am I? And who are all these strange creatures???? HELP!!!!!






How to Eat a Bully Stick, Part 2



Hi Friends,

Back when I was little I made a slideshow about how to eat a bully stick. Maybe you remember it. If you don’t, it’s still on the side of my blog. (I must get my secretary to remove that. It’s embarrassing.) When I made the slideshow, I was still a puppy and new to show business. Now that I am older and more experienced in the motion picture arts, I thought I would make a video to better illustrate my bully chewing technique.

Also, I know that it is hard to believe, but my slideshow received a very poor review from the critics, and my feelings were hurt. However, I have bounced back from this insult, and now that my film career has taken off, so to speak, I have decided to revisit the bully stick. (Actually, I never really left it. It still is a source of comfort.)

Enjoy the show and feel free to take notes.

(Turn the music off on the birfday pawty slideshow before you watch this video so that you can hear the sound track.)


Sunday, October 28, 2007

Barkday Photoshow




Hi Friends,

Dewey's mom prepared a photoshow of our birfday/Halloween pawty. I want to share it with all of you. Have a look!
Thank you, Dewey's mom!! Lots of Koobuss Kisses to you!!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Costume Update



While I am waiting for our ride to the pawty, I thought I'd show you my complete outfit and the shorter version of it. I will have both with me tonight so that I can slip into something more confortable and still be in costume.

Also, while we are waiting, I thought I would share with you the limerick I wrote last nite to welcome Stella, the adorable little Crown Princess of Gooberstan.

Beautiful Beautiful Stella
Has trouble getting a fella
Her big brother Stan
Does whatever he can
To make all their lives hella.

Dewey's Costume

Hi Everybody,
My friend Dewey just arrived from Pittsburgh and we are waiting for Aire Ruby to pick us up for the flight to Mass ACHOO sits.
Doesn't he look familiar?

Friday, October 26, 2007

Sneak Peak


Hi Friends,

It's almost time for our big birthday/Halloween pawty and I am so excited!!! I can't wait!!

Due to our very busy schedule this weekend, I thought I'd show you my costume ahead of time. I am a "little clown in a fur suit", sort of. Once we start eating lobster and chowder, and everything else that guests are bringing, I won't have time to pose. Besides, I might not still fit in my outfit. So, here I am. Scary, isn't it? (It's supposed to be.)

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Don't Bother Me, ...




Hi Friends,

My film editor finally finished working on my latest flick, a real thriller titled, "Don't Bother Me, Can't You See I'm Busy". It probably will not win any Academy Awards, but it is still a major step forward in my movie career. After all, I didn't even rehearse! It is about me playing with my birthday present from GirlGirl. Thank you, GirlGirl. If I ever do win an Oscar, I will be sure to mention you in my acceptance speech.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Girls' Day Out


Hi Everybody,
Here we are on Saturday leaving for our first of many girl's day out shopping trips. In the car are me, Koobie, driving, Lacie, front right, Maggie, back right, Asta, back left, and GirlGirl, riding on the hood. We have a lot more girl friends to pick up yet before we head out to the stores. Problem was that I made a wrong turn out of the driveway. I turned left, which is the way we go when I go for a walk, instead of right, which takes you to the main highway. We went around in circles for a while, but once we found the right road, there was no stopping us!! (I think we need a new navigator. Lacie's not very good. She doesn't hold the map right.)

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Restin' Up



I want to thank all my friends for sending me birthday wishes. I love you all and give each of you lots of Koobuss Kisses. What a lucky dog I am to have so many wonderful friends!

Since this is the first birthday I ever had, I didn't know how tiring they were. I have to take some time off. I be back later with pictures and video.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Birthday Present


Hi Everybody,

Today my family gave me my birthday present! It is a couple of days early, but they want me to get the feel of it before all our trips coming up. Isn't it the coolest thing going? Now I have a new car to go with my tryke. I love being one!!! WEEEE!!!!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Tricycle






This is what was in the box that the mailman brought for me the other day. It's me on a tricycle, and it is handmade by my Blogless Buddies mother, Nancy, from Pittsburgh. Pretty cool! Now I'll be able to ride with my new friend when he gets a little older!

My New Buddy

Monday, October 15, 2007

Today's Mail


Hi Everybody,

Yesterday I was, as they say, "under the weather". I don't know how it is possible to get "under the weather", but come to think of it, we are all "under the weather" since the weather comes from the sky. Anyway, I was sick. You don't want to know the details.

Today I am much better and earlier I went for a walk. Here is a video of me greeting the mailman. (The song is Acoustic Sunrise.)



Did you see the box he was carrying and handed to my mom? That was a gift for me from my blogless buddies in Pittsburgh, Alfie, Asta Marie, and Dewey! It's me on a red tricycle!!! It was handmade by their mom, Nancy. Oh boy!! I just got my driver's license and now I have my very own tricycle!! YEA!!

I hope to have photos for you soon. Blogger won't let me post any now. This little post has been an eight hour project. All that work and this is all I have to show for it. It's a good thing I'm not getting paid.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Dinner Guest?


Wait 'til you hear this!

Last night when my mom was loading the dishwasher and I was outside in the front yard on patrol, a man who lives down the street came by walking two dogs. One was on a leash and one was loose. I started barking and my mom came to the front door to see what was going on. She opened the door, and this little corgy named Madison, whom my mom never saw before, ran in the front door, through the parlor and kitchen, and into the back sunroom where my food is, ate my entire dinner, turned around, and ran back out the front door. Humph! Grandpa was speechless.

What do you think of that? Is nothing safe anymore? Not even one's supper?

So everybody, be on the lookout for this dinner thief. I heard she eats everything.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Pawty Practice!


Here are my blogless buddies again. Left to right are Dewey, his grandpa Alfie, and his mother Asta Marie. They are practicing for the big pawty. But they really don't need to. They already know how to pawty!

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Blogless Buddies






Hi friends,

I want you to meet my blogless buddies from Pittsburgh. They are Asta Marie (left) and her son Dewey. They want to come to my birthday/Halloween pawty but they don't have a blog (they have a website) so they don't know anybody or have any contacts. Can we help them out?

pee ess Dewey will be one year old on October 31.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Grounded


I want to thank Butchy & Sncikers for everything. We had a great time at the campout. I had so much fun with everybody, sitting around the campfire, barking stories, and eating peanut butter potatoes, bone cake, and bully stick ice cream. We had a wonderful time. And Scruffy was such a gentleman. (Blush, blush)


But, like Scruffy and Lacy, I am grounded. It's because I got home way past my curfew. I told my mom it's the greyhounds fault since they fell asleep, but she won't listen to me. She says I am getting too rambunctiousnets, and that I am starting to feel my oatens. I don't even know what rambunctiousnets and oatens are. (Cry, cry)



So here I sit right on the ground, grounded. I hope I'm sprung before my birfday pawty.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

I'm Depressed



For a while now I have been trying to find a kar that best suits my personality. I know exactly what I want, but I can't seem to locate it. It's very frustrating. My friends all have such great kars, and Ruby even has her own airplane! I want to go topless! I want a snappy konvertible that says KOOBUSS!

They don't have kars like this at the dealers around here. Does anyone know where I can get one? Grandpa says the junk yard is full of topless kars and that I can have my pick. I don't believe him because he makes stuff up and lies to me all the time.

And to make matters worse, my teams are losing.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Welcome Harry!!

This is our video tribute to you, Harry, our new friend. We are so glad that Katy and Martin took a chance on you! Best wishes for a long and happy life with them.

Koobuss and Family

take a chance on me

Monday, October 1, 2007

YEA!!!



We are very happy! Both our favorite baseball teams are in the playoffs -- the Yankees and the Phillies!! We are especially excited about the Phillies, since they almost never win anything. My mom thinks it's about 30 years or so since both the Phils and the Yanks were in the playoffs at the same time. It's going to be a fun week!!

And our high school team won a thrilling Homecoming game, too!! WEEEEEEEE!!!! (It's helped us to forget about the dismal performances by our college and pro favorites.)

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