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Thursday, October 4, 2007

I'm Depressed

For a while now I have been trying to find a kar that best suits my personality. I know exactly what I want, but I can't seem to locate it. It's very frustrating. My friends all have such great kars, and Ruby even has her own airplane! I want to go topless! I want a snappy konvertible that says KOOBUSS!

They don't have kars like this at the dealers around here. Does anyone know where I can get one? Grandpa says the junk yard is full of topless kars and that I can have my pick. I don't believe him because he makes stuff up and lies to me all the time.

And to make matters worse, my teams are losing.


Ms. Creek said...

you dont want to pick anything from the junk yard, koobs! then you would be meaner than a junk yard dog! we'll have to start calling you bad bad leroy brown!

Gus said...

Koobie: Me and Teka think you might be one of the newer Nissan X cars. Or maybe a Jaguar Salon from the late 60's, early 70's cause you are such a classy puppy.

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Aw Koobie, dont be sad. I think there's a few topless car you can pick from. I like porsches. :)
Hope you'll pick a car you like soon

~ Girl girl

Stanley said...

Hey, Koobie girl!

All I know is the car has to be stylish and chic, with a touch of sass! Let me think on it.

By the way, I just saw your comment on one of my earlier posts about how you had a crush on me when you were little. Girlie! I am retroactively flattered beyond belief. Why didn't you tell me? (That's actually a stupid question on my part).

Sweet Koobie, you are the cat's pj's! I think you're fabulous, and now you have the amazing ScruffMan in your life. You deserve all the happiness, wrasslin', snugglin', and bitey face in the world! Looks like you outgrew me... your puppy crush.

Always your goober bud,

Butchy & Snickers said...

Awwwh, don't be depwessed cousin Koobie. We have been tagged for this game too & we still can't think of caws for us. If we think of a caw for you we'll let you know ok?? Cheer up, it's after midnight & I Butchy am now 7!!! See you at the pawty.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Asta said...

Pleez don't be depwessed
I think you'we Gwampa is telling you the twuf! I don't have a caw , just a pwetend Vespa,but you can wide on that anytime you want and have youw bootiful haiw blowing in the wind
smoochie kisses
pee ess do a big cheew, maybe then youw tems will win

Joe said...

Mom loves those diamondbacks, so she is happy about that at least!!

Scruffy said...

Aw Koobs. Don't be so sad. You'll find a konvertible soon I'm sure.

The Mighty Scruff

Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie.
Don't be depressed! I am sure you will find the right car for you! Give yourself some more time!
I am sending to the Yankees my best good vibes!

Maggie & Mitch said...

Motorcycles are topless, Koobie! You can ride alongside me in my dad's sidecar (when he gets one)! I bet people would honk at us!

Your friend,

William Tell said...

Koobus, you don't have to be stuck with a car! You can pick a motorcycle, a ski-boat, or even a hot air balloon. Sweetie, you could make anything look good. :)

William Tell

Putter said...

Ypu are too funniest Kooby! I sure hope you find a coolest kar!!!!!!

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)

Scruffy & Lacie said...

Er, Koobie...did you say topless??? Fan me, please!!!!!!! Mumsie said we HAVE to go by Greyhound to State College this week as Lacie has screwed up so much. I'm working on tickets.

Scruffy Dog

Ms. Creek said...

have you found your cool kar yet?

Agatha and Archie said...

Koobie,Don't be depresses,you'll get one.I think a mustang would be cool like you!!!Love A+A

Jackson said...

I'm stumped too. Blue tagged me and I don't know anything about cars either! J x

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Koobie,

You're sooo cute, that all of your mates will pick you up and give you a ride wherever you want to go.

xxx Asta down under

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

I'm notta expert at cars. I do sit at the frunt an navigate, tho. I'm sorry yu wer depressed. Sendin nose hugs.

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