Monday, July 2, 2007
Yawn! That was a nice nap. Oh, it's Monday again! Time to go back to sleep. Only kidding. I have a story for you.
Last Tuesday, when it was so hot, my family went here. This is called an adult playground. They have these machines there that you put your money in. The wheels on the machine spin around and stop. Then you put more money in. The wheels spin around and stop again. Then you put more money in, etc. When you are out of money, you go home. I'm glad I didn't go with them. I still have all my money, which is a considerable inheritance that I received from my three previous Uncle Koobuses (approximately $14.00). I'm not giving any of that away to watch reels spin. That doesn't seem like fun to me. I don't understand them.
They also have these things at the adult playground. I think they are called horses. The horses run around in ovals, pulling these silly little wagons with one guy in them. Each horse is wearing a different color hat. When they get close to the finish line, the humans start yelling. Then they take the winning horse's picture and everybody else goes back to the barn. This poor guy must have lost, since he was put out to pasture and is dining alone. Look at him. Isn't that sad? Not even a dog will come near him.
In a couple of weeks, my family will probably go back to the adult playground. You don't see dogs doing that. Some people never learn. As long as they don't take my $14.00 with them, I don't care what they do. I'm cheap that way. Besides, I'm saving it for something important, such as stock in a bone company.