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Monday, July 2, 2007

Hi Everybody

Yawn! That was a nice nap. Oh, it's Monday again! Time to go back to sleep. Only kidding. I have a story for you.

Last Tuesday, when it was so hot, my family went here. This is called an adult playground. They have these machines there that you put your money in. The wheels on the machine spin around and stop. Then you put more money in. The wheels spin around and stop again. Then you put more money in, etc. When you are out of money, you go home. I'm glad I didn't go with them. I still have all my money, which is a considerable inheritance that I received from my three previous Uncle Koobuses (approximately $14.00). I'm not giving any of that away to watch reels spin. That doesn't seem like fun to me. I don't understand them.

They also have these things at the adult playground. I think they are called horses. The horses run around in ovals, pulling these silly little wagons with one guy in them. Each horse is wearing a different color hat. When they get close to the finish line, the humans start yelling. Then they take the winning horse's picture and everybody else goes back to the barn. This poor guy must have lost, since he was put out to pasture and is dining alone. Look at him. Isn't that sad? Not even a dog will come near him.

In a couple of weeks, my family will probably go back to the adult playground. You don't see dogs doing that. Some people never learn. As long as they don't take my $14.00 with them, I don't care what they do. I'm cheap that way. Besides, I'm saving it for something important, such as stock in a bone company.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobuss
Glad you didn't go to that place. I am sure you'd loose all your savings like it happened with your family.
Your are a smart girl!
Have a nice day

Oscar Airedale said...

You guard that $14 well Koobuss, those adult playgrounds eat money I heard.

Oscar x

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Koobie,

I think you have the right idea - saving your money and investing in bone stock.

xxx Asta down under

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Cousin Koobie,
You're smart not to spend your money on those spinning machines. If you invest your $14.00 wisely, you can own a great big bone company & eat bones all day long! You could invite all of your doggie pals to help inspect the product, hehehe!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Gus said...

See Koobus, you have a career path. Just listen to Butchy and you can't go wrong.

Peanut said...

Hmm why would you want to watch wheels spin and have to give up all your money to do it. You are definetly the smart one of the family.

fee said...

wow, you're rich. i scrimped and saved but only managed a grand total of $2. where do u stash so much money? i keep my miserable $2 in my grooming kit.

Stanley said...

Hey, Koobie Girl!

What did you do all day when your parents went to their playground? That sounds like an even more exciting story to me.

Maybe with your free time (in between naps) you could start a business from home.

Stay away from machines that eat money!

Goober kisses,

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