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Monday, May 14, 2007

Grievance Number 1

Hi Friends,

It is a perfect day and my family left me alone here locked in on the deck. They are cutting the grass. They each took a lawn mower and away they went in their separate directions. They are having so much fun out on the lawn while I am stuck here having to watch. This is cruel and unusual punishment. All I can do is look at them through the railing. I feel like I'm in prison. I want to run around on the grass instead of sitting here on my a _ _. This treatment must cease. Does anyone know who our union representative is? (I hope it's a huge boxer who has heart burn.) I want to file a grievance. I'm not going to put up with this all summer. I have my rights! I'll show them.

Life is just not fair.


Maggie said...

What an adorable picture of you sticking your head throught the railings! I'd be thrilled if my family left me where they left you! I HATE the lawnmower and want to be safe in the house!

Love ya lots,

Pearly said...

haha... maybe you can work your way to jump over that fence? heheh

Gus said...

Koobus! Your cute little face brought a smile to a sad day. Stay safe up there and supervise. Then your humans will want union representation.

Oscar Airedale said...

Aw Koobuss, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze through those railings!

Oscar x

Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobuss. I love your face in that picture. You must understand that life not always is fair.
Have a nice day.

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Push a chair up against the railings!!!! Then catapult yourself over them.

Bussie Kissies

Wiry Axel said...

Chew through that wood and break free!!!! Or find a woodchuck to help you! I am sure there are some in Mountaintop, PA.

Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...


It's probably for your own good. The last thing you want to mess with is a lawn mower! I hate when the landscapers come around with those things, I bark at them but they can't hear me with all that racket.


Jackson said...

I'm sure you'll figure a way to get round that fence. I can jump pretty high! J x

Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...

PS: Wire Fox Terriers who run around on freshly cut grass wind up with green paws and green beards. Then a bath is sure to follow... I growl from experience R-R-R-R...

The Luna-tic

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Koobus,
We get to be out on our deck quite a bit in the summer. We're like you, we stick our head through the rails, hehehehe! Mama calls us JAILBIRDS!
We like the deck cause we are high up & we can see everything that goes on at the acreage.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers
PS Just don't get your head stuck in the rails, your Mama will freak like ours!

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Koobuss, Maybe you can help your hoomans by giving them some much needed supervision, then you won't feel like you're in jail, xxx Asta down under

Asta said...

Wow poor,poor, little Koouss, you really look like you're in jail, maybe Doofus can lend you the weapon he made out of his corn toy, and you can make a break for you know we're practically the same age????Isn't that cool?
Hope you got some good treats after that awful ordeal

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