If you recall, last week I began my search for a new secretary to replace my mom since she had become lax in her blogging duties. I posted this ad.
As expected, the economy being what is it, I had a lot of responses. Here are the applicants that I have interviewed so far.
Poco
I live across the street from Koobie. I don't know how to type, but I am here for the treats and the walks. Sounds like the perfect job for me. I don't care about not getting a salary or health insurance. I just want treats.Pokey
I live down the street from Koobie. I don't know how to type, but I am here for the treats and the walks. Sounds like the perfect job for me. I don't care about not getting a salary or health insurance. I just want treats.Brady
I live down the street from Koobie. I don't know how to type, but I am here for the treats and the walks. Sounds like the perfect job for me. I don't care about not getting a salary or health insurance. I just want treats.Riley
I live down the street from Koobie. I don't know how to type, but I am here for the treats and the walks. Sounds like the perfect job for me. I don't care about not getting a salary or health insurance. I just want treats.Gracie
I live around the corner from Koobie. I don't know how to type, but I am here for the treats and the walks. Sounds like the perfect job for me. I don't care about not getting a salary or health insurance. I just want treats.Sadie
I live down by the stop sign. I don't know how to type, but I am here for the treats and the walks. Sounds like the perfect job for me. I don't care about not getting a salary or health insurance. I just want treats.Layla
I'm Koobie's kousin. I don't know how to type, but I am here for the treats and the walks. Sounds like the perfect job for me. I don't care about not getting a salary or health insurance. I just want treats.Ginger
I'm Koobie's kousin, too. I don't know how to type, but I am here for the treats and the walks. Sounds like the perfect job for me. I don't care about not getting a salary or health insurance. I just want treats.Anonymous
I'm not giving my name. I live down the street from Koobie. I don't want a job and I'm not applying. I just want Koobie's supper.
This is becoming very difficult for me. They are all so evenly unqualified. I still have several applicants to interview yet. They are outside waiting their turn. Maybe one of these candidates will stand out and win the job.
I want treats, but I also need an income so I can buy gas for my vehicle.
I want treats. Things are very slow in Atlantic City now, so I may have to relocate.
Treats? What treats?? I don't see any treats.
Treats? Did I hear treats?
We already have a job. We just came for the treats.
Treats? Who needs treats? A job? Not for me. No way...Well everybody, these are my choices. This is such a hard decision. Agh!!!!!
I think that I'm going to need some help. Any suggestions?
Koobie
