It's me, Koobuss.
This year my mom decided to enter me in Mango's Mango Minster 2012 Competition. She looked over the several categories, trying to find one that applied to me. That wasn't easy.
For instance, I am not a working dog. I don't have a job and have no intention of ever getting a job. My position of Chief of Security here is merely a figurehead. I try to do as little as possible. So, I can't enter the Working Stiffs category. And there is no category for couch potatoes.
There is very little adventure in my life, and I like it that way. Unless you count sticking your nose where it doesn't belong. I'm good at that, but I don't qualify for the Adventure Animal category.
I'm not much of a Cracker Dog either. Me, I prefer Bully Sticks, myself. They are almost as dry as crackers, and I like their elongated shape. The coating is pretty good, too.
Now for the Bad Sports group. I can get a little grumpy sometimes, for reasons only known to me. But I always get over it quick, so I'm not really a bad sport.
(Oops, sorry for the off color. Bad photography on this one.)
So, friends, there is only one category left. I'm just "Too Darn Cute". So, that is where I will compete.
Thank You for your consideration.
Love and Lots of Koobuss Kisses,