It's me, Koobuss.
I don't know how I ended up in this predicament. I didn't do it. Honestly!
As you know, a certain individual has been hanging around my deck, sniffing the aromas around my grill, looking for crumbs from my treats, showing off about how cute and quick he is, and generally being a major nuisance to me. (I would use a different phrase to describe how I feel about him, but after all, this is a family blog.)
Anyway, this is him.
Here he is again, ON OUR CHAIR, no less!! He is so brazen.
I have been trying to catch him for a long time, to no avail.
The other day on my walkie, we saw somebody who looked just like him lying dead on the street, two streets behind us. Now, I had nothing to do with this. First of all, we can't be sure that the above mentioned corpse was actually my chipmunk, since all chipmunks look pretty much alike. Secondly, I never go that far by myself (my mom always has me on a leash when I walk), so I was not in the area where the body was found until I went for my walk with my mom. And, finally, do chipmunks even go that far? That would be an awful long walk for him, since they are so small. On the other hand, we have not seen our chippy here for a while, and he could very well be missing, unless he moved to another address.
So, here I sit, confined for a crime that I did not commit.
Wait a minute!! What was that??? There he is!! He's not dead!!
I never thought I'd be so happy to see a rodent. Hehehe...
Love and Lots of Koobuss Kisses,