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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Not Guilty

Hi Friends,

It's me, Koobuss.

I don't know how I ended up in this predicament.  I didn't do it.  Honestly!

As you know, a certain individual has been hanging around my deck, sniffing the aromas around my grill, looking for crumbs from my treats, showing off about how cute and quick he is, and generally being a major nuisance to me.  (I would use a different phrase to describe how I feel about him, but after all, this is a family blog.)

Anyway, this is him.

Here he is again, ON OUR CHAIR, no less!!  He is so brazen.

I have been trying to catch him for a long time, to no avail.

The other day on my walkie, we saw somebody who looked just like him lying dead on the street, two streets behind us.  Now, I had nothing to do with this.  First of all, we can't be sure that the above mentioned corpse was actually my chipmunk, since all chipmunks look pretty much alike.  Secondly, I never go that far by myself (my mom always has me on a leash when I walk), so I was not in the area where the body was found until I went for my walk with my mom.  And, finally, do chipmunks even go that far?  That would be an awful long walk for him, since they are so small.  On the other hand, we have not seen our chippy here for a while, and he could very well be missing, unless he moved to another address.

So, here I sit, confined for a crime that I did not commit.

Wait a minute!!  What was that???  There he is!!  He's not dead!!

I never thought I'd be so happy to see a rodent.  Hehehe...

Love and Lots of Koobuss Kisses,


George the Lad said...

Koobuss, so gald you were proved not to be guilty, you looked so sad behind them bars
See Yea George xxx

Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobie!
Sure it was pawesome to see him again, right?
I mean... it is not funny that you were considered guilty!
Happy Saturday!
Kisses and hugs

chicamom85 said...

I so knew you were innocent.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Maggie and Mitch said...

We're sure glad to see that the chipper didn't get squished! They are brazen little imps, aren't they, Koobie?!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe it was just a flesh wound -

Hope he behaves THIS time!


Lacy said...

w00fs, Koobie, me noed u couldnt do that, but lemme at him...heehee..

b safe,

Gus said...

Koobie...congratulations on escaping the slammer. Still, I think incarceration for a rodent removal is unfair.

It is, after all, what we were bred to do.


Mango said...

You better check on that chipmunk. Maybe it is a zombie chipmunk. Watch out. I think you should have brought that dead one home to put on the edge of the deck as a warning. Or is that too grisly? Oops. You are a mighty terrier! You must defend your estate.


TwoSpecialWires said...

Hey, Koobie.

Actually, we think that is a pretty cute chipmunk. We're prob'ly not s'posed to the think that, but we do.

The other evening we were sitting on the deck and heard a squealing sort of screech. The next day Moma found a dead vole (a big fat field mouse) below the deck. We think maybe a hawk had just killed it, and then didn't take it off. Now Moma knows why I stand with my head through the rails, looking for my friends that live (lived) down there.

She scooped him and and moved him away before I even got to sniff him to make sure he was really dead.

No fair.
Enjoy what's left of Sunday. Fall is around the corner.
Jake (and Fergi) xxoo

Dewey Dewster said...

Koobie....yer not supposed ta Oggle and be sentimental over them vermin....yer supposed ta chase 'em...grab 'em and hug 'em with yer mouth......sheesh Koobie....we'll be right over ta show ya how....

Dewey Dewster here....

Sally said...

Wow - we knew you were innocent - but had you hurt him and we are not saying you did - but on the off chance that you did - we would understand. We are not sure incarceration is the appropriate punishment. We would plead the momentary insanity defence - not sure what came over me, your Honour! We are 'Wired' hair terriers after all!

Lots of licks
Sally and Paddy

Asta said...

I aways knew you wewe falsely accose.oh, I know you talk a big game, but you'we a softie heawt twoof be told
I'm glad youw little "pal" is still awound to hawwass, ummm, I mean play wif you
smoochie kisses
pee ess. thank you so much fow youw nice comment on my post..I know how youw mom is huwting..give hew ouw love

Sunshade said...

You are so cute Koobuss, the way you wait for YOUR chipmunk! I have never seen chipmunks before, only fat squirrelies. Mum says chipmunks are very cute, but I would just like to see if they are as fast as the fat squirrelies here!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Agatha and Archie said...

Pick us up at bus station in 15 minutes Brining chippy catcher( that would be Aggie) Don't let on we are coming Hold on A+A

The Thuglets said...

Koobie how could anyone think you would be guilty of such a crime?

We are pleased you are no longer behind bars!

Watch out for that critter thingie.

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

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