HELP!! Here I am, in jail again. Wonder what I did this time. It could have been any number if things. Maybe it was that big hole I dug. Or hiding a bone in the chair. I never seem to get bail or a trial. It's not "innocent until proven guilty". I am guilty until I prove myself innocent, and that is impossible since when I dig I have evidence all over me, in plain sight. They don't even need a warrent. Does anyone know where I can find a good canine lawyer? But remember, I have no income since I am still unemployed. Chief of Security is really only a title.
Uh oh, I think I'm stuck. GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!