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Saturday, June 2, 2007

In Jail Again!

HELP!! Here I am, in jail again. Wonder what I did this time. It could have been any number if things. Maybe it was that big hole I dug. Or hiding a bone in the chair. I never seem to get bail or a trial. It's not "innocent until proven guilty". I am guilty until I prove myself innocent, and that is impossible since when I dig I have evidence all over me, in plain sight. They don't even need a warrent. Does anyone know where I can find a good canine lawyer? But remember, I have no income since I am still unemployed. Chief of Security is really only a title.

Uh oh, I think I'm stuck. GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Koobuss.
I am afraid that you can't prove you are innocent if you have the evidence in your body.
I hope you don't have to spend a lot of time in that jail.
Have a nice weekend.

Scruffy said...

Hi Koobuss

Thanks for dropping by my blog. Sorry I don't know any canine lawyer but if you need bond money, I can pawn my bone and give you some

The Mighty Scruff

Gus said...

Koobus...I think lawyers must be cats? Don't know any doggy lawyers. I will send you my next paycheck from the store to help out with your defense fund if you need it.

Stanley said...

Viva la Koobuss!

You are a very fetching young WFT girlie, and I was so happy to hear you were wanting to meet me. I have almost as many WFT friends as I do Airefriends.

How did you get your head stuck between those bars? It seems a very undogly way to treat you. I'd be willing to contribute balls and treats to your defense fund. Let me know if that will help.

I'm going to link your page to mine so I can visit you often.

Take care, sweetie.

Goober love,

Maggie said...

You need to hide the evidence better next time Koobuss! But for now I can send Mitch to be your cell mate okay?

Love ya lots,

Pappy's Fella said...

Busted-ed. I'd advise against the whole Cool Hand Luke hard boiled egg stunt.

Oscar Airedale said...

One day your head will be bigger and you'll get stuck, be careful Koobuss!

Oscar x

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Koobie,
We'll send you some kibble & maybe that will get you out of jail, hehehehe! Hope your head doesn't get stuck doing that. Mama finally has some pictures of Koi Koobuss. We'll try to post in the next few days.
Hope you have a fun day!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Koobie, I think you look cuter behind bars than Paris Hilton! xxx Asta down under

fee said...

o i just hate to see a cute young thing like you wasting away in prison... dig yourself outta there quick!

Jackson said...

I'll put a file inside a cake and send it over to you. Then you can file your way out of there. J x

Banba said...

Hi Koobuss luv,
I stopped by the snobby dog photo contest and couldn't help but vote for you. You do hard work beautifully!!! Hope you win (even though Oscar and the Turtle are cute, too!)

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