It has only been a couple of days since my last grievance and I already have another one, so I decided to have a stand-in. Or is it supposed to be a sit-in? Anyway, here goes...
Grievance Number 3: My mom, for some reason, keeps feeding me puppy food. Now look at me. Do I look like a puppy? I am almost ten months old, and she is feeding me puppy food! Humph. What I really want are steak bones. Hunger strikes are not a good idea. I can only go hungry for so long. I am a teenager!! I am not a puppy! I am a hungy teenager and I want be fed as a hungry teenager. I like steak bones, not puppy food! Duh...
I want lots and lots of steak bones bones. I want respect!!!
