Hi Friends,
As you know, I have been looking for a new secretary for the past week. There were many applicants for the job. After carefully interviewing each of them and thoroughly going over each of their references and resumes, I concluded that all of them were equally unqualified. Some of you suggested that I renegotiate with my mom and rehire her if no one better comes along. I consulted Grandpa, we brain-stormed about it and then we concluded that mom was probably the best choice after all. At least she can type and she knows how to turn the computer on. But you still have to give her treats in order to get her to work.
Well, that problem is solved. I can go back to my bully stick now.
