It's me, Koobuss.
You may remember that way back when I was just a pup, I developed a crush on the mailman. Over the years (a whole three of them), I have learned that mailmen come and go, but the crush remains. Maybe it's the uniform that I find so sexy. Watch and see.
What do you think? Is it the uniform, or could it be something else? Whatever it is, it sure works for me. I can't wait for him to come everyday. It must be love.
Lots of Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie
