Contemplation

Sometimes I think that there are too many demands placed on puppies. Think about it. It seems like almost every day I lose at least one tooth and I don't like that at all. I also have "nose" trouble. Everytime I want to do something really fun I hear a lot of "nos". For instance: Even though I have plenty of toys, what I really like chewing on is the wooden fame of the patio door. My mother does not like this. Then I wanted to chew the power cord to the laptop and she didn't like that either. She also doesn't want me to chew her clothes or shoes. There is no pleasing this woman. Whenever I want to chew something really good, they stick one of those dumb toys in my mouth or a bully stick. I am so sick of bully sticks. I've already had four of them!

I can't wait to roll in the mud, but I've heard that if I do that then I will have to get one of those four letter words -- a bath (shudder). I crawled in the shower once with my mother. My feet and head got wet and I got out of there as fast as possible! I've heard that when you get a bath your whole body gets wet. (Aghhhhh!!) Is that true? If it is, I'll have to leave town before that dreaded day finally arrives.